Explaining everything would be impossible, and also a waste of time. Just know that I’m fairly certain supernatural forces occasionally control our pets from afar, and we should be fine.
I was more upset about being dumped than I thought I would be, especially considering that I was still pretty unsure about her. Yeah, she was pretty, but she wasn’t funny! It’s not that she didn’t have a sense of humor—she thought I was funny—but how do you have multiple extended conversations with someone who isn’t funny?
I wrote this unfinished, unpublished article for a small video game and entertainment website that is still in operation today, and pretty successful for its size. I had been out of college for six months and was unemployed, depressed, and living with my parents (incredibly, there isn’t a huge demand for philosopher-poets in the workforce).
An Open Letter to Barack Obama: Dude, you blew it… Back in ’08 you had the whole country behind you… Americans were excited…