Oh f**k it’s Tuesday. I did more writing this week than I have been getting in the last month or so, but it was all on a…… Read more “There’s no minute like the last minute!”
Dear M-, I can’t imagine you’re terribly surprised by my resignation. As the person to whom I explain every sick and personal day, as well as every…… Read more “To My Soon-to-Be-Former Manager: A work of fiction as far as anybody can prove right now”
My cats are such adorable f***ing a**holes. Look at this chucklef***k. Look at his f***ing face! This is the Puddyman. I didn’t get to name the cute…… Read more “Look at my F***ing Cats!”
I leaf through a magazine as I wait for the nurse to come and escort our group back to the room where visiting hours occur. The magazines…… Read more “Fiction: Does Life Exist?”
All I know about the crack in her heart is that it is damage, but she has never not had it.