Once upon a time, in a care facility for the elderly situated in the higher elevations of Colorado, there lived (as well as he was able) an…… Read more “The Geriatric Merman”
Some while after my first break up and shortly before I started dating Sean I found myself in need of a roof over my head with very…… Read more “Bedbug Apartment From Heck”
We moved! It went sort of like this:
When asked the standard couple question of how we met, Sean and I aren’t very interesting. We met in college, but were only satellite friends. Sean recalls…… Read more “Twoo Wuv”
Explaining everything would be impossible, and also a waste of time. Just know that I’m fairly certain supernatural forces occasionally control our pets from afar, and we should be fine.